anytime you want the RIGHT answer to a question, you just take whatever answers Bobby and I give you and the truth lies somewhere in the middle.......

 

 

examples:

 

 

"Just how many women HAVE stayed in the green trailer?"

 

Bobby:  "Well, you know that sex stuff isn't really important to me.  I'm more concerned with what a woman has to say and how she'll change the world.  Dinah has been the only young lady to stay in, what I like to call, the celibacy castle."

 

Lambert:  "Sheesh, counting some of the women twice because of sheer body weight, I'd say at least six hundred and forty seven.  And that's not giving multiple tallies to Trap's mom for repeat offenses."

 

Answer: 324

 

 

 

"Just where exactly does all of our jump money go?"

 

Bobby:  "Well, it's a really complicated algorithmic equation.  The incoming money is channeled through various mutual funds after all participating and unbiased parties have been satisfactorially compensated.  One-third of all outlying cash has the interest compounded, is then halved, and then the square root of said sum is given in check-form to Nedley who liquidates this amount through the usage of the non-attention-drawing practice of Christmas tree pruning.  The resulting figure then makes a brief visit to the Caymans and then returns to the grateful hands of the S.O.I. member.

 

Lambert:  "Huh?  (Hiccup)  Swhere's my beer...?  Comes to thinks of it....swhere's my pants?"

   

Answer:  You know all that tacky, green colored skydiving gear you've seen around the D.Z.?  Well, folks, YOU bought it.

 

 

:)  Everyone have a wonderful weekend.  I won't be out until next weekend at the earliest.  Love, Lambert

 

p.s  I love Bobby P..................!